50 Shades Freed was the worst movie of the trilogy.
As with 50 Shades Darker, the cinematography was stunning. I especially loved the opening montage of their wedding and honeymoon. It was all sorts of cutesy and coupley. Jamie Dornan sings and he’s pretty good. We get to see lots of his chiseled body. Dakota’s face continues to be utter perfection and she even stands up for herself many times in this one. HUZZAH
Content warning: mention of abusive behaviors
Their entire fucking relationship is a lesson in domestic violence. Worried about the baby “taking his place”? Forcing her to change her name, including professionally? Using sex as revenge? Butt stuff without preparation?
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Hollywood Reporter has a great review that ties into #MeToo. I highly recommend giving it a read for more context and thorough analysis.
The sex. More missionary with him pumping in and out and mostly ignoring her clitoris. Some sex toys. Double penetration with a butt plug. Ice cream that almost ends up where it shouldn’t. *shrugs* At least the first movie aroused me.
The so-called plot. Honestly these movies were about conventionally pretty people having lots of sex. Fine. I like watching that. Couldn’t we combine all three into one? As long as James Foley directed, it would have been decent. Instead we suffered through a trilogy.
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